i'm off today..!!...wohoo..
no work..
*haihz..
bit bored..
wanna go out drive...
jon's back from sabah..when aunty pat just left..
wow..such a good timing..
well, tomorrow's big day..wohoo..
be prepared..^^

i'm sick...
oh god..
and i think i either twisted my friggin leg or just somehow..
it hurts..
as bad as a twisted ankle..
T____T
i gotta eat and go work.
sorry for not posting..

yay..^^
carol's back..
yipee...
wohooo..
haha..
i'm so happythat she's back..
love love love..^^

hehez..
damn it..
i started work ytd..
and only realized how much i can do..
and i nvr thought i could stand from 12 in the noon till 10 at night..
omg...
and today..
i have to do it from 10 in the morning till 10 at night..
i started tog et tired at 3..
but...
no help..
this is like in primary when the teacher punish u to stand..
wow...

i got fifteen minutes left and i need to go to work d.
i'm so sorry that now i can't spend time online already...
but do drop my msg's and comments here or on friendster..

lurve~

THE CLASSIC AFFAIRS!!...The most amazing set of jokes!!!...

THE 6 MOST CLASSIC AFFAIRS!!

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked
about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"



The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said
weakly: "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to, " his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison work."

..XX..another joke i got from my dad..xx..


My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year and decided to get married. My girlfriend was a dream,
but there was one thing that was bothering me. Her
gorgeous sister was 20 and wore tight miniskirts and low-cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down near me,g iving
me a spectacular view of her cleavage.

One day her little sister called me to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
said that she had feelings and desires for me that she could
not overcome. She said she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed for life.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want
me, just come and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen
in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
got to the top, she removed her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and
went straight to the front door. I opened the door,
stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you passed our little test. We could not ask for a
Better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms
In your car.

Take a breather.....Relax and read this....


THIS ONE BELOW WILL MAKE YOU SMILE AND BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY!!



EXCELLENT POEMS BY NOT SO FAMOUS POETS... FOUND ON TOILET DOORS AND WALLS..........
A BUDDING POET TRYING HIS BEST...

HERE I LIE IN STINKY VAPOR,
BECAUSE SOME BASTARD STOLE THE TOILET PAPER,
SHALL I LIE, OR SHALL I LINGER,
OR SHALL I BE FORCED TO USE MY FINGER.

BEFORE HE GRADUATED TO BE A POET, HE WROTE THIS...

HERE I SIT
BROKEN HEARTED
TRIED TO SHIT
BUT ONLY FARTED

SOMEONE WHO HAD A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE WROTE,

YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
I TRIED TO FART,
AND SHIT IN MY PANTS!

PERHAPS IT'S TRUE THAT PEOPLE FIND INSPIRATION IN TOILETS.

I CAME HERE
TO SHIT AND STINK,
BUT ALL I DO
IS SIT AND THINK.

THERE ARE ALSO PEOPLE WHO COME IN FOR A DIFFERENT PURPOSE...

SOME COME HERE TO SIT AND THINK,
SOME COME HERE TO SHIT AND STINK,
BUT I COME
HERE TO SCRATCH MY BALLS,
AND READ THE BULLSHIT ON THE WALL...

TOILETS WALLS ALSO DOUBLE AS JOB ADVERTISEMENT SPACE.......

(WRITTEN HIGH UPON THE WALL)
IF YOU CAN PISS ABOVE THIS LINE,
THE SINGAPORE FIRE DEPARTMENT WANTS YOU.

MINISTRY OF ENVIRONMENT ADVERTISEMENT.

WE AIM TO PLEASE!
YOU AIM TOO! PLEASE

ON THE INSIDE OF A TOILET DOOR:

PATRONS ARE REQUESTED TO REMAIN SEATED THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE
PERFORMANCE.

AND FINALLY, THIS SHOULD TEACH SOME A LESSON...
SIGN SEEN AT A RESTAURANT:

THE HANDS THAT CLEAN THESE TOILETS ALSO MAKE YOUR FOOD...
PLEASE AIM PROPERLY.

I PASSED!!!WOHOOO!!!....

i passed my driving test beautifully...no worries...lalalala..^^..
i can drive now...hahaha...
next..beg dad to get me a car..haha..it's fat hopes..but still..haha..

omg..i still can't believe it. i have done it. yes...

i was so friggin nervous this morning. went there at 8.30am. lined up and so, by the time i got my number was 9. after briefing and waiting. 11. only my turn for the bukit and parking. so nervous. haha...new car man...not use to the gear..T_T..
then, when i was done, relief..but needed to wait for the other test...omg..i waited from 11.10 till 3.40 only my turn..=__________=..have to wait so long. cz they jump the numbers..so not fair..*haiz.. dad bought mcD and came around 2. was so frigging hungry..haihz..

finally....I PASSED!!!!...wohoo...lalalalalala..^^

x.Here's a joke[i got it from the internet].x

Last night, my friends and i went to a Ladies Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us. So she pulled out a 10$ bill. When a male dancer came over to us. She licked the 10$ bill note and stuck it at his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone. Another friends pulls out a 20$ bill, calls the guy back. She licked the 20$ bill note and stuck it at his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress us. my third friend pulls out a 50$ and calls the guy over, and licks the 50$ bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50$. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
WHAT COULD I DO?
so,i took my wallet.
I took my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of hiss butt,
took the 80$,
and left....

I don't give a fuck about whatever you want to say about me. Because that id your mouth. but what really pisses me off when it effects people i care. well, if that is you intention to make me care or worry or get mad. well, then you should have a party because CONGRAtULAtiONS! you did it.

Don't think i don't know what you have been saying to jonathan. Telling him to leave me again and again. saying we were not meant together. what the hell is your point? I don't care if you say i'm lazy or stupid or just a bitch who is lack of attention. if you want to go around judging people. Go aHEAD!!! nobody is stopping you. But here i am making a point. that is -- I KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND SAID.

Talking to you won't make any point because you're just a grumpy old person who thinks you're the best. you grump over every single thing. You are being so picky. Well, that's who you are.
And i am not that person. I can be whatever everyone is saying. The girl who smiles? the girl who is happy? the girl who is fun?
or maybe the negatively, i'm a girl who only wants attention? lazy girl? or all those the public has been saying. I don't care.
But at least there is one thing i am proud of myself and i can say it loud. I care for my friends! i don't ask my friends to break up even though if they are facing problems. and, even if i only know one side, i won't ask them to break up! cz it's unfair. I don't go saying it's for their own good. They are the ones dating. NOT YOU!!
the decision is up to them. Not you. so mind your own business. If you want to ruin a life, get your own to ruin it.

At least, i care, for my friends. Unlike those people out there who just doesn't care about feelings. And they never know what F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P is. So, they will never know how to protect friends and back-up for friends. wherease, they just backstab them and don't care anything but he/she themselve. such selfish person in this world.

Some bitches can be just so humiliating. That's the most humiliating thing. They think they are everything and it's all right.
Then they go berserk for no fucking reason. I hate it so much. That they start screaming and for no reason or so, then they just start poiting at you and screaming in the streets like it's their own room. wth??

They ruined other people's life like it's nothing. *haihz*. what kind of people are these? and it's like the can forget about it in a second.
Sometimes it just pisses my off. i'm not a robot, i'm not someone who can change my emotions just in a blink. And what was it that she said? i am not a good planner? ask her to F*** off la.

And people out there! stop gossiping about things you should not. and back-off.. and those who did it last time. at least tell the truth and face the fact that you have offended people and try to feel about them!

survery's make people emo.
Especially this i was doing. everyone answered so excitingly.
it was like
who was the last girl you hugged?
in my mind is like..........................................................................................
i don't know and i seriously don't know.
if you say guy, yea la. i remember. old lady? my grandmother la. but girl???FUCK!!!!

it's like i'm a soul in a wrong body. =___=. wtf??

screw it la. i'm so freaking boring..*haihz...what to do when life sucks..

so, here i am again. Learning the song tattoo and preparing for the big day..^^..
so excited..haha
anywayz, i just came back from jj with my godmother [who is my piano teacher].hehez. she's coming for the big day too..wow. i do hope there's an audience. i miss the audience..^^

parents are asleep now. haihz. and getting trouble with some 'video production' here. i'm bored.

carol..i miss you

Bird bird birrrrrrrrrrrrrrd..^^..

this song is for you..=]
i hope you like it.

No matter what you say about love
I keep coming back for more
Keep my hand in the fire
Sooner or later, I'll get what I'm asking for

No matter what you say about life
I learn every time I bleed
That truth is a stranger
Soul is in danger, I gotta let my spirit be free

To admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I have to move on
And leave you behind

I can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize, nothing's broken
No need to worry 'bout everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back at a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do
You're on my heart just like a tattoo

Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you
I'll always have you, I'll always have you

I'm sick of playing all of these games
It's not about taking sides
When I looked in the mirror, didn't deliver
It hurt enough to think that I could

Stop, admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I gotta be strong
And leave you behind

If I live every moment
Won't change any moment
Still a part of me and you
I will never regret you
Still the memory of you
Marks everything i do

=]

Ok, so i finally fixed my blog. [ i think]. somehow i kinda like this. but something is just missing. hmm.. i wonder what's that. anyway, plans are building up. i need a drummer who has a drumset and i need mic stands. and then i need people and audience. hope things will work out. god. why am i in-charge of everything?

anyway, dad sez end of next year only i can get my electric-guitar. because this year i got my camera and my macbook pro. imagined if i asked for a car..T____T.. *haihz*.. missed sitting somehwere with wireless link and can just go online. Dad's been bugging me, sez he wants to check his mail, but it takes forever cz he checks every single friggin mail..=____=''.anyway, bored here. playing guitar and bloggin. Trying get my chords right ain't easy. =/. where's help when i need them.

stomach ain't well..T____T.

So here i am in starbucks sitting with my laptop [the old one] sadly, and i am having a drink and obviously i'm online here. wohoo. unlimeted online. as long as i'm drinking smth. too bad i'm not some coffee lover..if not it'll be great.

well, i went to do my hair today. sorry that i can't post any image..haha..i din take any..komenasai.

don't know why been quite emo recently, guess everyone's busy and no friends are free..=/

i need a drummer. anyone? please contact me.=]